Funniest Blonde Jokes

Funniest Blonde Jokes


(4 stars)


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50,000 - 100,000 downloads

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Over 1200 of the funniest jokes about blondes.

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"I pulled into a crowded car park at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay! Stay!"
This blonde bird gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?" "

"Why did the blonde, throw breadcrumbs in the toilet bowl?
To feed the toilet duck. "

"A blonde with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back.""

"A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?"
I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!""

"F*****g dating sites
I asked for a fit blonde, who has a dirty mouth and likes it in the ring.
I got paired with Hulk Hogan"

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Recently changed in this version

3.3.6 New Jokes Added

3.3.5 New Jokes Added

3.3.4 New Jokes Added

3.3.3 Small bug fix

3.3.2 New Jokes Added

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.10 New Jokes Added

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.4 New Jokes Added


Comments and ratings for Funniest Blonde Jokes
  • (56 stars)

    by Brooke Williams on 06/04/2014

    These are so funny! I mean i know I'm blonde but trust me, i am the stereotype blonde! ;-)

  • (56 stars)

    by Lisa Vaisvilas on 03/04/2014


  • (56 stars)

    by Epiphany Roberson on 15/03/2014

    Way to slow download

  • (56 stars)

    by Dayton Riehl on 24/02/2014

    I like blond girls

  • (56 stars)

    by Shelley Scherer on 21/01/2014

    So hilarious!

  • (56 stars)

    by Shelby Coleman on 25/11/2013

    Some jokes are funny some are bad as in not funny or stupid and some of the pics are really offensive I'm blonde we blondes know these are jokes but come on people

  • (56 stars)

    by Myrna Brady on 18/11/2013

    Keep up the good work. Love this app. Lol