Man Bashing Jokes

Man Bashing Jokes

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Over 900 jokes about the male gender. Most of these jokes(...well all) are completely teastless, however, they are funny (...well some).

Men please don't download you will only get offended(...wait a minute... forget that, you need emotions first!!!)

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs."

"This prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, do't complain and do what he tells you, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too.""

"Hmmm, snow.

The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"Why did God Create man first?
1. Practice makes perfect.
2. Give us someone to bitch at immidately.
3. There's a frist draft with anything.
4. To see what needed to be fixed and then make the proper changes.
5. First is the worst.........Second is the best!
6. To be funny"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.

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Recently changed in this version

3.3.4 New Jokes added.

3.3.3 Small Bug Fix

3.3.2 New Jokes added.

3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.

3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.

3.2.9 New Jokes Added

3.2.8 New Jokes Added

3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.

3.2.6 New Jokes Added

3.2.5 Small bug fix

3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.

3.2.2 New Jokes Added


Comments and ratings for Man Bashing Jokes
  • (51 stars)

    by Alisha Prochnow on 24/01/2014

    Like it

  • (51 stars)

    by Junior Reyes on 03/08/2013

    Wat kind of sexist crap is this!? If u women want to insult men, remember this there has never been a girl smart enough to be president so suck that

  • (51 stars)

    by Lord Dragonus on 29/06/2013

    The truth is that most man AND women are stupid AND it's an equal playing field!

  • (51 stars)

    by Annie Roberts on 27/06/2013

    I usually don't mind ads, but they took up half the screen. The puns were awful. Instead of being hilariously cheesy, they sound like they were written by a whining divorcee who has an extremely high image of herself. Even the slightly funny ones that I h

  • (51 stars)

    by Daniel Chavez on 15/06/2013

    Too many ads

  • (51 stars)

    by A Google User on 06/04/2013

    Crap

  • (51 stars)

    by Gloster on 03/09/2012

    Its funny i like it lol. and true