Answer Ball

Is your favourite team going to win the big game?

Does that cute guy or girl at the coffee shop know you're alive?

Will your company get the Fowler Grant?

The answers to these and many more questions are now yours through the magic of the Answer Ball!

Legally distinct from any other magic, question-answering balls(8, crystal, or otherwise), Answer Ball knows the answers to all the universe's most hidden secrets, and it'll give them to you without hesitation. You have but to ask.

Just push the button or shake your device, and all will become clear.