Bro Code and Chick Codes
by: Final DayZ • 2
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The Chick Code
In Barney Stintson's "The Bro Code" there is a point where he references its companion: the almighty Chick Code. The essential rule here, is hos over bros, sisters over misters, chicks over dicks. But then there's all this other stuff that is essential to be an awesome chick. Everything you need to know about being a chick, is right here, right now.
Now the Full Bro Code in a Pocket Edition, whether you be out at the bar, a bro's party or your favorite sports game we have included all 150 of Barney's Bro Codes in this one app. We are the only app that allows you to share on Facebook, Search through all 150 Bro Codes and even Copy one to paste it into an email or Text Message.
Be sure to check out How I met your Mother (HIMYM) to check out the awesomeness of the Bro Code and Barney.
Now including the Wingman Pledge for those times you and your Wingman are out on the town
Now In a Bro Code Widget as well. Just Long Press on your Home Screen, Select Widget and Pick The Bro Code, You can change the current Code just by pressing on the widget or waiting a few minutes.
Now a word from the Author.
"Whether we know it or not, each of us lives a life governed by internalized code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. I call it "The Bro Code".
For centuries men have attempted to follow this code with no universal understanding of what such an arrangement meant: Is it okay to hug a Bro? If I'm invited to a Bro's wedding, do I really have to bring a gift? Can i sleep with a Bro's sister, or mother, or both?
Now for the first time on paper, I have recorded the rules of social decorum that Bros have practiced since the dawn of man... if not before. The Bro Code previously existed only as an oral tradition (heh), so i have journeyed the globe to piece together the transcribe the shattered fragments of The Bro Code, pausing only to flesh it out myself (double heh). While not intending to write a "Guide To Being A Bro" if men should treat it as such and pass this compendium of knowledge from one generation to the next, I have little doubt it would bring a tear to my eye. But not out of it. That would be a violation of Article 41: A Bro Never Cries.
It is my hope that, with a better understanding of The Bro Code, Bros the world over can put aside their differences and strengthen the bonds of brotherhood. It is then, and only then, that we might work together as one to accomplish perhaps the most important challenge society faces-getting laid. Before late: without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have se for the sole purpose of producing smelly, screaming babies?
Centuries from now, when a Bro applies the rudiments of The Bro Code to score a three-boobed future chick, the only thanks I'll need is is the knowledge that I-in whatever small capacity-Bro'd him out...though if he could figure out how to bring me back to life, that would be pretty awesome, too."
(NPH, Neil Patrick Harris)
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