Confucius was a very wise Chinese philosopher who left a legacy of sound advice for posterity. These are the not so sound pieces of advice commonly known as "Confucius Say."
These humorous parody quips are sure to give you a laugh as you get a new one on your home screen every day. You can share them with your friends in a highly customizable look and feel.
These hand selected jokes are sure to satisfy any sense of humor from campy to crass. This application is marked for medium maturity as it does have some adult humor (usually in the form of double entendre).
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