Dirty Jokes for Adults HD
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+ By SMSROBOT LTD
Funny Jokes HD - dozens of exclusive, fresh jokes every day, in a sleek and smooth application interface.
We hope that you will have fun while using it as we did while making it :), enjoy!
Jokes for Adults in the following categories: Chuck Norris, One Liner jokes, Blondes, Tasteless Jokes, Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Sex Jokes, Yo mamma, Little Johnny,
Some of our jokes :)
:-) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
:-) Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
:-) It was our wedding anniversary and my wife demanded I take her somewhere expensive. So I took her to a gas station.
:-) "GERMAN JOKE: How are a strawberry and a rabbit alike? They are both red, except for the rabbit.
:-) How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
:-) Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
:-) An Irishman goes up to bed every night taking a full glass of water and an empty glass with him . Why? Because some nights he is thirsty, and some nights he isn’t.
:-) How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
:-) Men are like bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
:-) GERMAN JOKE:Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new video? Well, it is really quite good.
:-) What’s an Australians idea of foreplay? "You awake?"
:-) How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Recently changed in this version:
- Speed improvements
- Minor optimizations and fixes
- Home-Screen widget with funny jokes
- Adult filter
- Offline-mode. Jokes HD will work offline as well
- Duplicate jokes detection system
- Full text search
- Native Facebook integration
- 3rd party app sharing
- You can comment and rate the Jokes
- Side bar menu for easy navigation
- Submit your own joke; each joke will be reviewed manually
- Push notifications for new events