Can you hear that? What could it be? How about the SOUND OF FREEDOM.
We all need a little more freedom these days, and what better way than having the world's most famous sound of freedom right in your pocket? The Eagleatron 3000 is none other than a completely domesticated* eagle in your pocket just ready to help spread some freedom with the push of a button.
What are you waiting for? Go spread some freedom during conversations, social outings, dinners, funerals, and maybe a bar mitzvah or two.
*domesticated by freedom. May or may not spread more freedom than intended.