Funny History Quotes

Funny History Quotes

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Funny European History Quotes from an AP European History teacher! Jim Hannon is one of the most unique European History teachers you could imagine; unafraid to blurt out the craziest of ideas on European History! History is made surprisingly enjoyable with the excerpts of Hannon to lighten the mood!

European History Quote #1
(Discussing child labor in the mines of early England)
"If your day ends with 'Who's missing?' you're in England."

European History Quote #2
(Discussing early French occupations)
"...just a Rent-A-Boob..."

European History Quote #3
(After Poland lost another war)
"Let's revoke Poland's license to own a country and give it to Russia. They've had so many D.U.I.'s it's time to revoke their license."

European History Quote #4
(Answering a student when they stated 'I hear the French actually built a couple of robots recently.)
"Do the French robots have little white flags in their back pockets?"

European History Quote #5
(Martin Luther's attitude toward women)
"Get pregnant and make me a sandwich."

Enjoy!!!

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  • (75 stars)

    by matthew johnson on 03/09/2013

    Who is this guy and how is he not on TV

  • (75 stars)

    by A Google User on 19/02/2013

    What a funny guy! I show all my friends his quotes, they're hysterical!!!

  • (75 stars)

    by a user on 19/02/2013

    What a funny guy! I show all my friends his quotes, they're hysterical!!!

  • (75 stars)

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  • (75 stars)

    by Michele on 21/04/2012

    This guy is crazy! I can't believe how many awesome things he said! "Summer is a state of mind and I'm always in it"

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    by Bob on 21/04/2012

    Who is this guy! Must be a comedian or something the things he says are so funny! :)

  • (75 stars)

    by Nicole on 20/04/2012

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Made my day!