Quagmire's Magic 8 Ball
by: Greater Living Enterprises • 3
Struggling with your love life's everyday decisions? Let Quagmire help you out with his magic 8 ball of advice. If you're in a pickle for deciding on what to do Quagmire will tell you what he would do.
Who doesn't love him, Quagmire that hypersexual character in the Family Guy TV show that lives next door to Peter Griffin? A fun loving guy stuck in swinger mode trapped in a 1950's and 1960's era of promiscuity.
Glenn Quagmire, often referred to as just Quagmire, is a character from the animated television series Family Guy. Quagmire is a neighbor and friend of the Griffin family and is best known for his hypersexuality. Creator and voice actor Seth MacFarlane describes Quagmire as "an appalling human
being who is still caught in the rat-pack era" based on anachronistic 1950s party-animal clichés. His neighbor and close friend Peter Griffin describes him as a "heartless sex hound". Quagmire is a commercial airline pilot. He has had two spouses: Joan, who was a maid that worked for the Griffins who died; and Charmese, who was a prostitute whom he divorced.
Being as such Quagmire knows a thing or two about love, dating and sex. He's never short for an answer and gets the job done. Best known for his sexual exploits which are a running gag throughout the Family Guy TV show. He typically shouts "giggity" or "giggity giggity goo" when in sexual situations.
While his advice might be one-tracked you would be surprised at just how much he knows. Give his Magic 8 Ball a shake and see if it can help you too.
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