Sweary Clock

Sweary Clock


(3 stars)


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It's a clock, it swears!

It tells you the time, swearily.

With over one hundred profanities, there's literally never a dull or uninventively polite moment with Sweary Clock.

You can configure when you want Sweary Clock to be active, you can choose different levels of swearing, from no swearing at all to all out blue-air black belt swearing.

You can change the profusion of swearing, and you can even add gratuitous world-weary messages of displeasure.

Give horological expression to your android device's inner Malcolm Tucker.

Recently changed in this version

V1.09: Tiny buglet fixed; added optional sponsorship to start of time message.
V1.0previous: Added a nice new help screen, added more insults, added more swearing!

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Comments and ratings for Sweary Clock
  • (43 stars)

    by Emily Pupack on 02/01/2014

    I was expecting something else like it f*** you O'Clock or something. It talks to much. I enjoy it though.

  • (43 stars)

    by mark fitchen on 18/09/2013

    After turning Google text to speak on again it works (as NoLed on S2 asks to disable it).
    OK now. Good application.

  • (43 stars)

    by Phil j on 04/09/2013

    All right-thinking persons will abhor this monument to puerile tastelessness. Excellent. One can't help but wonder at the fact that the designers of android have not incorporated this functionality into the basic operating system. What I would really like to see , and I am confident that many sweary persons would concur, is the incorporation into the app of the facility for users to compose thei

  • (43 stars)

    by Ryan Jones on 14/06/2013

    Amazing fun get it never uninstall well done