**Best app for work**
**insanely fun and addictive**
**now with new interactive sounds**
Scenario # 1: You're at work executing your daily duties when nature calls. As you begin your stride of pride from your desk to the rest room you're hit with an epiphany: You're still on the clock! Exactly how much is this dump you're about to take costing your company? Answer? The Dumpulator! Just enter your hourly wage or annual income and let The Dumpulator do the math for you. When you're done, you'll rest assured knowing that you're dookie is valuable.
Scenario # 2: You're a branch manager and you're lack luster employees are constantly slinking off to the lavatory. In you're field time is money. You need to know how much an employees walnut sized bladder is costing you! Answer? The Dumpulator
Scenario # 3: You're stuck in a dead end go nowhere job and you need that little bit of motivation to get you though another crummy day at the office. Wouldn't it be nice knowing that you just made $3.40 just for taking a dump? Of course!
If time management, fun, money, stress relief is on your mind. The Dumpulator is for you. Don't trust any imitations. The Dumpulator is the only App that tracks the monetary value of you poop. Insanely addictive, and fun for all ages.
Sometimes you sits and thinks and other times you sit and stinks!
This app is for you if you're interested in money, funny things, fun, good times, comedy, poop, games, or passing time.