Yo, c'mere, I got a tip for you. Actually, I've got more than 800 tips for you. That's cuz I got Yotips for Android.
You'll love flipping through this app for amusing words of wisdom. Here you'll be advised, "Be so rad that if you got shot today it would be considered an assassination." You'll also be happy to learn that "mustaches are legit. If you can't grow a mustache, make sure your personality has a mustache."
Make your friends giggle. Put the tips on Facebook as your status. (Yotip #808: "Your pet does not need a Facebook page.") They're funny, they're deep, and you'll have hours of enjoyment reading them.
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