DateFlux Discordian Calendar

DateFlux Discordian Calendar

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DateFlux is a Discordian Calendar and widget.

Please see Principia Discordia page 34 if you don't know what I'm talking about.
If you are looking for ddate, look no further.

DateFlux will help you to stay disorganized.

Confuse your friends by sending your next party invitation as Discordian date.

When Eris sends new inspiration I'll add more features later.

Tap the Date for speech synthesis (Text-to-Speech engine).

The Apple icon is excellent (it's a golden delicious):

http://www.softicons.com/free-icons/food-drinks-icons/breakfast-icons-by-rad.e8/green-apple-icon

It has some widgets also. Fnord.

My dear Fans and Followers of Discordia or Eris (if you're more into Greek):
Discordian / Erisian Holydays are fully recognized by the U.S. Government.
Especially in California where according to ancient texts this Religion was
discovered. The European Government in Brussels is still debating the issue.
I believe they've founded a subcommittee for Matters of Religious Minorities.
(I'm unsure about the state of Discordianism in other parts of the World.)

So next time when your boss is requesting you to do some actual work
instead of drinking coffee or surfing the internet, tell him that your Religion
forbids such nonsense, because when ignoring the will of Discordia / Eris
weird things can happen. Use your most sincere face and grave tone of voice.
Then perform The Turkey Curse:
Chant, loudly and clearly:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!
The Results will be instantly apparent.
Fnord.

My blog is also dedicated to Chaos, Discord and Confusion:
http://fortuneflux.tumblr.com/
(Please note:
it's the Linux fortune in blog form. I'm not the creator of this content.)

*** Known dependency ***

This app uses Text-to-Speech-engine, be sure to install this for voice:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.tts

*** Known bugs / limitations ***

Landscape layout support is somewhat suboptimal.

I don't have 10 inch tablet. I'm pretty sure the layout looks ridiculous
on such a huge screen. Please be patient, somewhere in the future
I'll fix this.

Recently changed in this version

* Export to GoogleCalendar (Android 4.0+).
Event Colors, Anniversaries, Flat Design.
Bugfix: ignore missing text-to-speech-engine.
Added Easter assistant.
New Light translucent widget.


Comments and ratings for DateFlux Discordian Calendar
  • (72 stars)

    by Thomas Eriksson on 29/03/2014

    All lovely and happiness! Developer with good reaction times, and praiseworthy listening skills.

  • (72 stars)

    by Kyle Stanfield on 16/03/2014

    It gains the seal of approval with a busted stamp after uncareful deliberation and 5 spiked shots of pudding with 11 shots of whiskey by Godbeast Sardonicus the Laughing, Reveller of the Unicorn and Layer of Waste to Anthropegotism (The 23rd Breast of Tia

  • (72 stars)

    by Eric Jacklitsch on 09/03/2014

    This is the single greatest human achievement since they raised the Titanic using only kite twine and five tablespoons of krill! — now available as a convenient app. Ave Discordia!

  • (72 stars)

    by Jon Herndon on 04/03/2014

    FNORD... but still it FNORD, so I tried to FNORD, and then it worked... law of fives passes to you sir... but who is the Martian?

  • (72 stars)

    by Mad Lizards on 12/11/2013

    Hail Eris!

  • (72 stars)

    by Andy Bakun on 04/09/2013

    Works as advertised, looks good.

  • (72 stars)

    by Christopher Browning on 11/05/2013

    The best Discordian app.