DateFlux Discordian Calendar
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Please see Principia Discordia page 34 if you don't know what I'm talking about.
If you are looking for ddate, look no further.
DateFlux will help you to stay disorganized.
Confuse your friends by sending your next party invitation as Discordian date.
When Eris sends new inspiration I'll add more features later.
Tap the Date for speech synthesis (Text-to-Speech engine).
The Apple icon is excellent (it's a golden delicious):
It has some widgets also. Fnord.
My dear Fans and Followers of Discordia or Eris (if you're more into Greek):
Discordian / Erisian Holydays are fully recognized by the U.S. Government.
Especially in California where according to ancient texts this Religion was
discovered. The European Government in Brussels is still debating the issue.
I believe they've founded a subcommittee for Matters of Religious Minorities.
(I'm unsure about the state of Discordianism in other parts of the World.)
So next time when your boss is requesting you to do some actual work
instead of drinking coffee or surfing the internet, tell him that your Religion
forbids such nonsense, because when ignoring the will of Discordia / Eris
weird things can happen. Use your most sincere face and grave tone of voice.
Then perform The Turkey Curse:
Chant, loudly and clearly:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!
The Results will be instantly apparent.
New: Light widget.
Improved Layout for Nexus 7.
Added Feature to set one Event Note per day.
Now with 8 Discordian weeks.