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Includes quotes from: Bruce Lansky, H. G. Wells, Amy Alcot, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Ben Crenshaw, Billy Graham, Anonymous, Bobby Jones, Bob Hope, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Dan Marino, Hale Irwin, Hank Aaron, Harry Vardon, Tiger Woods, Mickey Mantle, Jack Nicklaus, Jeff Foxworthy, Jimmy Demarat, Ken Venturi, Mark Twain, Pete Dye, Paul Harvey, Sam Sneed, Tom Watson, Tommy Armour, Unknown, Woodrow Wilson and a Smart Man.
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Golf Quote samples:
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.” ~ Arnold Palmer
“No one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you are playing a game. You are playing old man par. " ~ Bobby Jones
“There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. " ~ Charles Rosin
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