Moral Compass

Need some pointless direction to give guidance to your life and important decisions? Ever feel like you need some help just choosing the right path? Do you need a device to help you choose between two friends, one being good and the other being absolutely desperately evil?

Now you have your lucky Moral Compass to show you the way! Moral Compass comes with thirteen themes to help you show you which way is right or not, with directions ranging from "Morally Righteous" to "Voldemort Level." Super evil! Moral Compass helps you decide which way is good, which way is evil, who is a decent human being, and who is a puppy punter.

Features:
- Thirteen themes
- Helps you choose life's most important moral decisions
- Actually points to true north