You're a generic red lawnmower protecting a hairless puppy from the Rainbow Midget-Horses.
Run over the Rainbow Midget-Horses with your lawnmower, but try not to mow the puppy.
If you would like to play this on the Web, go to http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/unhappy-mower
Remember, the controls control the lawn mower. Don't run over the dog.
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