Sad Paddle :(
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Sad Paddle is an ironic retro ping-pong-inspired evolutionary single player legacy arcade gaming experience. Be the paddle, hit the ball, earn points! Compete against yourself in the ultimate high score challenge!!!
-Addictive Fast-Paced 2D Arcade Gameplay!
-Simulated Real World Paddle and Ball Physics!
-4 Difficulty Levels with Speed and Score Modifiers!
-Crisp Rain, Thunder, and Lightning Effects!
-Sharp Retro Black and White High Contrast Accessible Graphics Style!
-Personal High Score Tracking!
-Option to Disable and Enable Rain Special Effects for Performance Enhancement!
-Infinity Mode. Play FOREVER Highest scores!
-An Extra Difficulty Level: IRONIC. Score Bonus!
-Classy Piano Music...
-Flat Paddle for MORE RETRO. Score Bonus!
-Meme-based score modifiers! Similar to achievements, but more relevant!
-Mood Paddle - Change Colours: Green Blue Red Yellow Magenta and Cyan!
-Super Secret Purple Party Mode!!!
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY SAD PADDLE IN PURPLE PARTY MODE IF YOU HAVE PHOTOSENSITIVE EPILEPSY!!! PURPLE PARTY MODE CONTAINS RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS AND IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS/ANNOYING!
Sad Paddle :( - Make It Happy :)
Read what ReAl GaMeRs are saying about Sad Paddle:
-"I F#*&@$? hate this game." - Avery Parson
-"What is this some kind of joke?" -Roger Wilco
-"Give me back my internet money!" -Steven Abootman
Created in Unity 4.
Version 1.4 -
Optimized for better performance
Improved sound quality
Version 1.3 -
Added support for landscape mode
Improved collision detection
Version 1.2 -
Fixed display so that it appears correctly with a wider variety of devices and aspect ratios.