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Mitt Romney’s Load$ o BULLion ™ asks for your permission to use your device’s INTERNET ACCESS (if available and enabled) for the purpose of downloading topical MYSTERY GUEST content. It also uses GPS and/or Google Location functions in order to provide information about donating to a political campaign in your area. The features can be disabled on your device without preventing Mitt Romney’s Load$ o’ BULLion ™ from running. Of course, we hope you will enjoy receiving new multimedia content and we hope you will choose to donate to the President’s reelection campaign.
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