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This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of Scientists of world reputation tried to find it a use but all their attempts ended of failures up to here.

Don't expect anything particular, all its features (none, in fact) are already described in the description. However, because some people are asking questions, here is a non-exhaustive list of all its "unfunctionalities" :

With this app, the first multi-unfunctional application of the world, YOU CAN NOT : Crop your lawn; toast bread; light your cave; take photos; uninstall applications; send e-mails; browse the Internet; cook eggs; send viruses; play Angry Birds, Pokemon or any other game; use it as antivirus; download movies; emulate a game boy advance, a wii or any other console; order articles from ebay; look at videos on YouTube or Dailymotion; spy your friends; look at train times or those of the film shows; take the boat; call by Skype; Browse the Internet anonymously thanks to a proxy; hack a WiFi network ; post on Facebook or Twitter; chat on MSN; make a movie; illegally download applications; earn money at the poker; use it as GPS, Swiss knife, compass, spirit level, flashlight, and more still!

Particularly adapted to the REAL geeks... and to all the others !

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.


Due to its fantastic success, this app has been translated into seven different languages and some more are expected for soon. Now available in : french, japanese, dutch, spanish, greek, italian and of course english!

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Translated into spanish, greek and italian.

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  • (72 stars)

    by Andre Lin on 08/04/2014

    The most comprehensive, informative, thought-provoking and provocative uselessness ever made in the whole history of mankind. An astonishing achievement...the canvas is vast, and the ambition prodigious'! A serious look at the science of formation and tr

  • (72 stars)

    by Brian Dyar on 08/04/2014

    It's true that this is useless

  • (72 stars)

    by Sam Wood on 06/04/2014

    I love you for making this app it has helped me walk everyday and now I can see I love you

  • (72 stars)

    by Hannah Chuang on 06/04/2014

    Wonderful I am shocked at the uselessness of this device. Simply divine!

  • (72 stars)

    by mike parrott on 06/04/2014

    This app has completely changed my life. The way that it includes uselessness and anti-boredom made me lose my train of thought, and I have no idea what I was thinking about before! This is the best app I have ever randomly encountered.

  • (72 stars)

    by Löl Ēpicness on 05/04/2014

    I love this app in all it's utter uselessness. It gives Google Play a nice dose of uselessness, which makes it useful, but it's useless.....

  • (72 stars)

    by Tristam Rowell on 01/04/2014

    I am now the king of the potatoes whom worship me for who I am. Potato master race!!!