Next Friday Soundboard

This app includes sound clips from all of your favorite characters from Next Friday! Some of the sounds included are:

"She knows about all the bootleg snacks!.." - Day-Day
"Got me a jizzob!" - Day-Day
"Ho Kim, muddafucka" - Ho Kim
"Me and your mama tryin to walk around nekkid!" - Mr Jones
"Imma show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is!" - Uncle Elroy
"I'm an Aztec warrior!" - Joker
"Them ain't 20's..." - Day-Day & Craig

.. and many more!

Let me know if I'm missing any of your favorite clips by leaving a comment, or using the in-app help to tweet or email me.

Here are the permissions I request and why:
HARDWARE CONTROLS CHANGE YOUR AUDIO SETTINGS: I set the app so that it controls Media Volume instead of Ringtone Volume. If I didn't set this, it would only allow you to set the Media Volume while a soundclip is playing.

YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WRITE CONTACT DATA
READ CONTACT DATA: Both of the Contact permissions are because the app the has ability to set a sound as a Contact ringtone. I need to be able to read/write contact data to do that.
STORAGE MODIFY/DELETE USB STORAGE CONTENTS MODIFY/DELETE SD CARD CONTENTS: I need SD access to have somewhere to save the ringtones to. I don't modify or delete anything else.
SYSTEM TOOLS MODIFY GLOBAL SYSTEM SETTINGS
CHANGE YOUR UI SETTINGS: Both of the above permissions are because the app has the abillity to change your default Ringtone/Notification.

Tags: clips of next friday, ho kim next friday, next friday characters, next friday uncle elroy sound clips.