5 Perfect Free Games To Warm Up The Toilet Seat
By: Emmanuel Lund on: Jul 10, 2014
I have to confess that I didn’t know my butt could go numb until I started playing games on my smartphone while sitting the pot. It actually happens. Such a weird feeling, guys. For a moment, you think you’ll have to learn to walk again.
Who can resist having an addictive playing session in the loo?
The only thing that could spoil your fun is not having the perfect time-killing games installed on your device. No fear, AppsZoom’s here. We all are avid WC-players and have some good suggestions to share with you. So go have a seat on the ceramic throne – we are going to have a blast!
Hanger is a good example of an addictive game: casual gameplay, colorful yet minimalist graphics and simple controls. However, once the game is installed in your device, supernatural forces work their magic and keep you glued to it.
Use your rope to swing hanging dummies as if they were Spiderman to make them reach the goal. When you inevitably crash against the ground or any wall, you lose body parts. The more intact you finish the level, the higher the final score.
Feed the hungry monsters colored condos from the teetering tower, making matches both with their color and within the tower itself. Zillions of possible combos and bonuses combined with stellar graphics and frantic music make it an absolute riot to play. The built in tutorial gets you up to speed on the complex game mechanics fast, and from there on out it’s an instant addiction.
The multitude and variety of goals to complete plus the scores of discoverable extras keep things fresh and sweet.
Cartoon Wars 2 is the perfect sequel for what’s already become one of the most successful Gamevil sagas (after Zenonia).
Cartoon Wars 2 excellently merges Defense and Real Time Strategy gameplay. It’s set in a Cartoon World with two conflicting tribes. You’re a breed of stickmen that has been forced into slavery by the monstes tribe. Like other defense games, the goal is to protect your headquarters and pull the monsters’ headquarters down. You will need to gain terrain by sending hordes of troops with unique skills at the right time.
Halfbrick Studios’ Jetpack Joyride merges the best of platformers, endless runners, and adventure. The beautiful cartoony artwork and the challenging physics of the game will keep you glued to the screen. Show off your skills to keep Barry in the air as long as you can. Finish missions, unlock items and upgrade your equipment.
Frantic-paced addictive gameplay. Wasn’t that what you were looking for?
Smash Hit is somehow an ever-runner, predictably measured by how much distance you have covered, but you can’t actually dodge anything or move anywhere other than forward, forward, forward. Tap on the obstacles and the esoteric pyramids to throw and get new metal balls. These elements are made of crystal, and – don’t ask why – you feel serious satisfaction when your target is smashed into shards.
A beautifully addictive gaming experience. A perfect game to leave worldly noise and mundane problems far behind. Suitable for everyone.