Don't Step on the Hot Lava
by: Team Chaos • 77
Don't Step on the Hot Lava is literally the hottest game ever. Just remember to not break the game's one rule: don't step on the hot lava.
Don't Step on the Hot Lava is a quick-moving, fast-thinking, rapid-responding arcade game where the only goal is to not reach a painful and certain demise upon contact with the game's villain: infinite amounts of hot lava.
For real: the lava? It's hot. We thought about calling this Don't Step on the Lava, but we were worried that it didn't properly convey the extent to which you shouldn't step on the HOT lava.
"'Don't Step on the Hot Lava' is the closest I've ever gotten to an actual lava burn. It looks hot!" — One of our mothers.
"I've never felt more alive and subsequently more dead than I did while playing 'Don't Step on the Hot Lava'. It is remarkable." — Our intern, who was potentially paid to give us this quote.
"I HATE THIS GAME!" — Your boots.
- SIMPLE, ADDICTIVE GAMEPLAY — One-touch gameplay that demands quick response and allows for very easy replayability.
- SURVIVAL MODE — Survive as long as you can as you go further and further into the depths of the lava and try and get further than all of your friends.
- DISTANCE MODE — Make it as far as you can into the depths within 30 seconds.
- TIME MODE — See how quickly you can make it 50 steps into the burninating mass of lava.