Goat Simulator GoatZ

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    Goat Simulator GoatZ's review

    Published: 2015-06-04, by .

    Goats AND Zombies? All in one ridiculous simulator? Is it my birthday?

    • Goats. Zombies. What more is it you wanted?
    • Stupid addictive
    • A completionist's dream
    • Absurdist humor
    • No trial version

    "Like nibbling a tin can full of BRAAAAAAAINZ"


    If Goat Simulator GoatZ sounds like it's the apogee of mobile gaming as we know it, well, you're probably incorrect - but it DOES mean hours and hours of stupid goaty fun in an open-ended apocalyptic wasteland. It's very, very rare I love a zombie-themed game, but it appears Coffee Stain Studio can do no wrong - the world populated with the moaning undead somehow manages to be even more of a hilarious backdrop to running amok. Headbutting and licking galore still feature prominently in this open-ended sim, but you're also able to construct weapons with supplies littered throughout the waste. It's MAAAAAAAHdness.


    Absurd hilarity at every turn. The devs sense of wackjob humor shines through constantly, prodding at your sense of adventure to discover the next stupid funny thing around the corner. It plays to your sense of completion as well, goading you into collecting all the different varieties of goat mutations available through hidden achievements.


    No trial version. Just trust me.

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    by Janel , Appszoom

    Jun 04, 2015


    GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet - GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if you’re not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more:

    * Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator
    * Mandatory crafting system - Craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game.
    * Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember?
    * A pretty big map with some stuff on it.
    * Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother.
    * Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. Just like your grandmother.
    * Also a casual mode for people who don’t like feeding their goat every five minutes
    * Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers - shrink people’s heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. For real.

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