Cranky Old Guy

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    Everyone knows a Cranky Old Guy like this.

    He's unhappy with the world, and not afraid to tell you about it.

    Touch the screen and Cranky Old Guy says one of 30 random phrases as only a Cranky Old Guy can.

    And stay off his lawn, ya darn whipper snappers!

    Tags: old guy , cranky