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    Smile upper Positive Jokes

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    Wouldn't be great to start a new day with smile on your face, when instead of hearing annoying wake up call, you can read latest great joke?
    Or start your lunch break telling a joke to your work mates?

    We guarantee:
    Great mood
    positive attitude through the rest of the day
    optimistic thinking
    good humour
    this app will give you some tips, how to be happy and
    positive affirmations

    How to we make it ? Very simple ! We give you 1 awesome Joke on time which you want.
    You decide about hour! We give joke ! Enjoy !

    Wife:I just lost ten pounds!
    Husband: Turn around, I think I found them.

    God went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment. - What's a commandment? - they asked,
    -Well, it's like, "you shall not commit adultery", replied God.
    - No way. That would ruin our weekends.
    So then God went to the Syrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. - What's a commandment?
    - Well, it's like, "You shall not steal."
    - No way. That would ruin our economy.
    So finally God went to the Jews: - Do you want a commandment? - asked God
    - How much?
    - They're free.
    - Ok, We'll take ten.

    A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.
    She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?"
    The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids".
    The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. So he says to the woman
    "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?"
    "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?"
    The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher".

    In this app you can find jokes about lawyers
    blonde jokes
    lots of laugh
    pretty dirty jokes
    strong jokes
    hardcore jokes
    short jokes
    best dirty jokes
    jokes for adults
    jokes to offend everyone
    no jokes for kids
    free jokes
    one joke everyday

    Tags: dowcipy o seksie , positive thinking jokes , positive attitude jokes , positive jokes , postive jokes , man bashing jokes , positive affirmations humor

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