1001 Attempts



    1001 Attempts's review

    Published: 2014-03-31, by Janel.

    Jump and dodge madcap obstacles whilst collecting prized ruby gems

    • Berserk, harmless fun
    • Extremely addictive
    • Gets more difficult as you play
    • Burns out quickly

    "Lasers and rockets and mines, oh my"

    Mankind has risen from the slime over millennia, battling disease, bears, and general hardship in order to reach the pinnacle of what we call civilization. It's here we find neurosurgery, Hot Pockets, and Everplay Interactive's 1001 Attempts, in which you are a pixelly gooball avoiding laser beams. Hoorah!

    No, but really. Aim the gooball and jump between the top and bottom of the screen, attempting to snag the ruby gems along the way without smacking into a rogue hazard. The further you progress, the more devious the hazards become, including criss-crossing laser quilts and merciless heat-seeking missiles. The pacing is set at frantic, and ever-increasing. Chirpy beats goad you into the perception of a genuinely engaging challenge.

    Addiction is nearly inevitable. Three slips and the round is over, but you'll be informed exactly how many more gems must be collected before gaining access to....... another gooball sprite. What magic powers might it possess? Hint: none. But it's a different color, so!

    My sarcasm faucet might be leaking this morning, but I actually really enjoyed this game. Well. "Enjoyed." I can't seem to bring myself to uninstall it. Watching the screen fill up entirely with things determined to kill my gooball is somehow masochistically gleeful, and just stupid enough that it's ideal to fill up two minutes while I wait for the metro.

    So what if it doesn't quite reach the heights of Hot Pockets? Everplay Interactive's 1001 Attempts is still berserk, harmless fun.

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    by Janel , Appszoom

    Mar 31, 2014


    Get ready to flip out with 1001 Attempts!


    Tired of games that claim to be addictive? Well, you shouldn't be because addictive can be fun! 1001 Attempts introduced exciting yet simple gameplay elements that keep you coming back for more!


    Like many games on the Google Play, 1001 Attempts has that "one more try" aspect that is loved by players world wide. Dodge explosive missiles, flying sawblades, and freakin' laser beams while trying to rack up huge points in the worldwide leaderboards!


    The plan is simple: Move left and right and jump across the level dodging danger and collecting jewels. How many can you collect before ultimately falling with glory?

    - Share your success with your friends through SnapChat, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!

    - Hilarious pop-culture references from Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Mario, Zelda, Big Bang Theory, Angry Birds, Star Wars, and more!

    - Free To Play! 1001 Attempts is currently Free To Play so you can experience a world of not-so epic proportions! Clash of Clans, Candy Crush Saga, Minecraft, Dragonvale, and Poker all let you download for free.

    Everplay Interactive is a new company to take on the free to play market that is dominated by the likes of Zynga, Electronic Arts, Kabam, Nimblebit, and Supercell!

    1001 Attempts has received Fantastic Reviews from great sources such as Kotaku, IGN, TouchArcade, PocketGamer, SlideToPlay, and more!

    "A Flashing, Frantic, Four-Quarter Trip to the Arcade" -

    "I instantly got addicted to this game after just a few tries at delaying the inevitable death." -

    "Disney won't approve of the wanton death, but we sure do!"

    "Hail to your pocket god devices! Great time waster here."

    "Great time killer while you wait for Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, or Big Bang Theory to return to television! Better than wasting time on YouTube and Vine."

    "Free To Play games completely remove the barrier of entry for players. Now players can download Temple Run, Despicable Me, Hay Day, Minecraft, and Jetpack Joyride for Free and enjoy their time without spending a dime."

    Follow Everplay on Twitter @EverplayGames for up to date information on news, updates, and future games releases!

    You can find 1001 Attempts by searching: Difficult, Super Meat Boy, Mario, Sonic, Link, Zelda, Metroid, Super Hexagon, Candy Crush.

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