Paris Must Be Destroyed

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    Published: 2013-08-02, by Peter Warrior.

    A 3D arcade

    • Great 3D graphics and awesome music and sound effects
    • So much fun for a so little jar
    • Wait, isn't it raining?
    • We want more levels and customization options and stuff

    "Aliens, ohlala"

    The Mongols didn't arrive to Paris, and don't you wonder who will set that right? The aliens. Juhu.

    In this game, supported in eight languages including French, you control an alien insectopter exosqueleton, you name it, and have to roam Paris streets, which are called "rues" for some unkonwn reason and spread chaos and mayhem so cosmic balance is restored and the city is burnt down to ashes. Controlling one of such alien things is a little bit tricky, as you tilt to view around and move through the on-screen joystick. Two buttons serve to abduct fool earthlings and activate a lovely, self-defense flamethrower.

    3D graphics are fine, but animations are better than fine, and all the game, storyline included, is full of one-liners and refined humor. Campaign mode is something you won't like to miss in one of the most extra-terrestrial, galactic and awesome arcades you can ever play on your mobile device.

    May we ask for an upcoming London version? Pleeeease. And bring back Elvis. Yes, that too.

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    by Peter , Appszoom

    Aug 02, 2013


    Welcome dear tourist! Mind the gap (and the explosions) when leaving the plane...

    We wish you a pleasant stay in the world's most beautiful city.

    Paris by day or Paris by Night, discover 14 of the capital's most tourist-orientated and picturesque sites. In vehicles, each one more strange than the last, in the air or on the ground. You will have to visit, photograph, fight, explode, shoot, crush, burn, disintegrate, atomise... Not forgetting the inescapable gastronomic night out.

    One thing is certain, you won't get bored.

    PS: DeckEleven Travel does not accept any responsibility in the event of spontaneous combustion, abduction by aliens, or fortuitous death.

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