Dumb Ways to Die

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    Dumb Ways to Die

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    Published: 2013-10-02, by Peter Warrior.

    The official game of DWtD

    • Casual, cute, suicidal tendencies
    • Fun for free
    • Official
    • It could add new characters or whatever.

    "So many dumb ways to die"

    In case you haven't seen the video that started it all, fetch it there. It all was an ad for Melbourne Metro company, who in its intent to avoid people falling to the railways it got everybody stopped poking grizzly bears. Things usually end upside-down there down in Aussieland (respect).

    This official game is indeed a compilation of fun minigames, not a single worthy of an app for its own, but altogether those little irksome suicides make something interesting. In the end, it's a compilation of casual games cloaked beneath the "dumb ways to die" brand. It won't help people to avoid falling anywhere or be safe around trains (the song didn't, either), but it's for free and you don't know when you want to play such casual thing or distract your little nephew, for example.

    Recommended, if only to hum the song once again.

    ...I wonder what's this red button do...

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    by Peter , Appszoom

    Oct 02, 2013


    You've seen the video—now the lives of those adorably dumb characters are in your hands.

    Enjoy 15 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.

    From piranhas and platforms to snakes and level crossings—tap, swipe, and flick to safely escape a wide range of DUMB WAYS TO DIE™.

    Download the FREE game now and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

    - Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
    - Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
    - Balance that wobbling glue eater
    - Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
    - Swat wasps before it's too late
    - Best not invite that psycho killer inside
    - Carefully remove forks from toasters
    - Help self-taught pilots
    - Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
    - Have patience at level crossings
    - No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
    - Find true love during hunting season
    - Duck the bear for a candy shower
    - Go on, press the red button
    - And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?

    Be safe around trains and watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video at

    © Metro Trains Melbourne, Dumb Ways to Die™

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